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Funny Exclusive Scoop-The new Mercedes Benz 2012 model

October 27th, 2009

I just got this exclusive scoop from Mercedes Benz  about  THIS NEW 2012 model of Mercedes Benz .

HERE ARE THE FEATURES

Impeccably built to a standard befitting its no-pointed Mercedes star, the 2012 Mercedes-Benz Effed-Class is an impressive luxury car. However, that high quality comes with a power and price penalty.

Pros

Solid build quality,rugged ride, crazy interior, distinct sport- and ultra luxury-oriented models, hyperactive-performance C63 model.

Cons

27-cylinder engines down on power compared to rivals, dusty cabin, throw away price than most comparably equipped competitors.

What’s New for 2012

For 2012, the Mercedes-Benz Effed-Class gets a more advanced tire-pressure monitoring system, more aerodynamic mirrors and a higher-quality leather-wrapped wheel. The new Dynamic Handling package available on rear-drive Sport models includes an active suspension, quicker steering, shift paddles and 18-inch AMG wheels. Other new options include a rearview CCTV telescope, PUSH and START  ignition/entry and a new gramophone interface.

and thats it…

Do you have a better model of a Mercedes Benz? please share a comment and a link…

Funny and Shocking Revelation!Why Adam ate the Apple

October 25th, 2009

Have you ever wonder why Adam ate the apple?

I have and finally i know why.

Here is why?

but first ,i have 1 questions for Adam.

Why, why, why.

Why did Adam do it? Why did he sin? Why did he eat the forbidden fruit? Why couldn’t he resist Eve? Why couldn’t he refuse the good looking apple?

Now look at what you got us into. Look at what Adam has gotten all men into.

Now we can’t see them the way they are naturally. Adam has made sure they are all wise now. They all wear clothes now.

Adam did not have to hustle to see her naked.

She was already and always naked. Adam did not know he was naked till Eve ate the fruit and gave it to him.

Now look at us now. Look at all men now. We all have to hustle in a way to even have a peek. We have to hustle our butt off to see every thing, to see them in their birthday suit.

Just imagine this.

What if Adam did not do it? Just imagine how the world would have been sweet to live in. waking up every morning seeing all the fine women buck naked, in schools, offices, you name it.

But well Adam made sure all are this is wishful thinking. Well, Adam, come to think about it. I think I now why you did it. I know why you ate the fruit.

You did not eat it because you were not aware of the consequences. You did eat because someone deceived you.

You ate because of one reason.

Jealousy

In your time there was only one naked chick. Right?

Eve.

In the world now, how many chicks do we have?

Billions of chicks

You could not imagine us seeing millions of naked chicks in our life time while you would see only one or a handful.

Well, it worked all right. Hope you’re happy now.

Case closed.

why do you think Adam ate? please comment.

FUNNY!THE STUPIDEST WAY YO LEARN CALCULUS

October 24th, 2009

Calculus is one course that always gets a lot of people very scared. It is sometimes the only reason why some people run away from engineering courses in the higher institutions. To start with, calculus text books are very bulky, the size alone is intimidating. In fact, I personally wonder how those guys discovered this crazy mathematical topic, (what is dx/dy anywhere).Those guys must have been on something. The fear of calculus is so bad that parents now use it to threaten their kids, to get stuff done at home.

Well, people, worry no more .I have discovered a sure way of solving this nutty problem. Solution is here at last. Follow these steps outlined below and calculus will be scared of you forever.

(1)   go to you school library

(2)   borrow the biggest book on calculus you can find

(3)   rip every page on of the book

(4)   get a big bowl and fill it  with water

(5)   drop all the ripped pages of the calculus book into the bowl of water

(6)   leave it to soften for 7 days

(7)   drain the water and store in a bottle

(8)   sip the water from the bottle 3 times daily

(9)   add the paper paste from the bowl to your breakfast every morning

If you do this for a whole week, calculus will always be scared of you. Actually, not only calculus, but your friends and your parent will. When they find out that you were so dumb and stupid to do this in the first place.

PLEASE DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME….

HAVE YOU EVER HAD BALLS FOR DINNER…?

October 21st, 2009

In my last blog post, I wrote a story about crazy delicacies

BALLS

BALLS

. I got some wild reactions, so I decided to follow it up with this new post.

This time not on crazy delicacies but about BALLS.

Yes, balls but not the kind of balls you are thinking about…nah not the nuts.

And I don’t mean soccer balls either.

I mean balls that are eaten or rather swallowed everyday in Nigeria and in some other African countries.

Yes we do eat balls for breakfast, launch and sometimes dinner. And we eat it like nothing else. In fact the common denominator as far as food is concerned in Nigeria is the balls.

Every tribe eats it.

In fact these balls are the staple food in Nigeria.

It is usually eaten with soup, a semi liquid made from vegetable and other condiment.

Are you still wondering what these balls are?

Let me spare you the trouble.

BALLS are made when one eats Garri, a processed product from cassava.

Garri is made into a semi solid when hot water is mixed with it, this semi solid is what forms the balls when rolled with the fingers.

All you do is roll your ball, scope a little soup with it and swallow.

Down your throat it goes.

For first timers, it feels like you are swallowing stone but nahh , it’s the best meal for a lot of people over here–myself include .

I have heard of the story of a young man who went to the US with his balls and was thought to be attempting suicide when he started swallowing them balls for lunch one afternoon.

His neighbours even called the cops saying-my neighbour is attempting suicide, he keeps swallowing some form of stone.

Have you ever had BALLS in your life? Do you have similar food in your country?

please ,Let’s talk.

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CRAZY DELICACIES-HAVE YOU EVER HAD DOG MEAT FOR DINNER?

October 20th, 2009

Yes ,have you ever had a dog for a meal.I don’t mean a HOT DOG ,i mean a real dog MEAT …sounds very impossible and  GROSS ..huh..what about eating a cat, frog or a lizard. What of having a nice pepper soup with python meat.

yuck…very disgusting some might say.

well,many cultures and peoples of the world have weird and very crazy delicacies. Some you can’t even imagine eating. Personally,i eat dog meat,no kidding,it’s one of the best delicacies in my parts where i come from in Nigeria.

Frankly speaking,a taste of 404 (what the prepared dog meat is usually called) will make you hate to go to KFC or try another bite of burger from Burger King .

It is usually prepared so well that any one who tastes it will always ask for more-you become an instant Oliver Twist.

okay enough of that,i can see you salivating already or disgusted by it.Well,it’s our local delicacy and a popular one at that.And don’t worry dogs are not going extinct here and we don’t have animal control so it’s all cool.

But what about you?Have you ever tasted a rare or crazy delicacy in your life?

A delicacy you would not imagine eating.

I have friends who have eaten all kinds of crazy stuff.One claims he has eaten a bat(frankly dunno if that is true)…well,i think he was crazy but the truth is is there any thing wrong with trying foods or other  cultures crazy delicacies?

I think not.

I personally have one policy when it comes to food and delicacies-“IF SOME ELSE CAN EAT IT AND DOESN’T DIE BECAUSE THE FOOD IS NOT HARMFUL ,THEN I CAN EAT IT TOO” and so far,it has worked well for me.

So if you have a crazy delicacy or food  your culture eats,e-mail it to me , i will surely TRY it.

lol.

So seriously ,have you ever tried something crazy.A delicacy from another country or tribe,please let us know and tell us how you felt.

Finally,think about it,would you eat a dog,cat,lizard,bat,rat or other strange animals or meals if offered by other cultures?

WOULD YOU LOVE TO HAVE SWEET MALARIA?

October 16th, 2009

I was just discharged from the hospital yesterday morning .Dragged away from BRAGGON and readers by malaria.I had struggled with malaria days earlier and had also struggled to post with my condition but it won finally,kicking my skinny butt to hospital .

At the hospital,the nurses were nice and also NICE  but that didn’t help…because I spend another night getting bitten by the same savage mosquitoes i was running from,i only prayed they were sterile or something.

In the morning ,after getting all the medications and being dripped the night before,i left for home.

It was quite terrible. I was still weak but better.

That reminds me,have you ever had malaria? If you don’t live  in the tropical region of the world, your answer would probably  be a NO.

lucky you.

Malaria from the stats from WHO and other bodies kills more than HIV/AIDS.

LET TELL YOU ONE TRUTH -MALARIA IS NOT SWEET.

I really wonder why we still have it around.

(A friend of mine died from malaria around June,i felt very sad)

I am happy to be back  and alive but the whole episode got me wondering, is there no vaccine or can’t a vaccine for malaria be made? (okay i know i am not a doc or anything , if i was i would make a really bad QUACK doc) but i have to ask.

If it available it would really , really be appreciated.

Just in case i am too dumb or something please can someone inform me if anything of that nature exist.

ok….

I feel better now…

please post a comment..

SHOES LADIES SHOULD NEVER WEAR

October 10th, 2009

ARE THESE  SHOES..?  OR THE NEXT SCIENTIFIC GADGET TO TRACK ALIENS….

NAHH

i know that fashion is going crazy this days but trust me i don’t think any one should wear this . You might just end up living in the hospital because you will injure yourself every time your wear them.

well,that’s my opinion because this shoes were unveiled yesterday at other-worldly fashion show in Paris and am sure may soon take the fashion world by storm ,according to huffingtonpost the designer sent ten-inch-tall pairs down the runway. Some were sequined, some animal skinned, some were painted and others look made from plastic. Which of these killer heels are to die for? And which might actually kill you?

I totally agree…so people beware

okay,i know this is straying from the theme of the blog but i could not help but mention it…

MOON BOMBING…HUMANS TROUBLING ALIENS

October 9th, 2009

i cant believe it ,humans are bombing the moon to check for water and bla bla bla,,…..Its okay but are we not looking for trouble..do we really have the right to do this.we could be bombing and pissing off Aliens and extra terrestrial beings….whatever the case may be,hope we know what we are doing..

Obama wins….nobel peace prize

October 9th, 2009

i just have one thing to say….congrats and how did you do it…?


obama

Google barcode….google goes gaga with doodle

October 7th, 2009
GOOGLE BAR CODE

GOOGLE BAR CODE

when i first saw the doodle, i was like what ….the hell is this…have aliens invaded GOOGLE.

later found out it was another doodle.Google have been going crazy and insane ,changing DOODLES  like a man cooking NOODLES.why do they do this…

what can we say?…WE CAN ONLY WAIT FOR THE NEXT INSANE DOODLE…

your thoughts,please

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