Calculus is one course that always gets a lot of people very scared. It is sometimes the only reason why some people run away from engineering courses in the higher institutions. To start with, calculus text books are very bulky, the size alone is intimidating. In fact, I personally wonder how those guys discovered this crazy mathematical topic, (what is dx/dy anywhere).Those guys must have been on something. The fear of calculus is so bad that parents now use it to threaten their kids, to get stuff done at home.
Well, people, worry no more .I have discovered a sure way of solving this nutty problem. Solution is here at last. Follow these steps outlined below and calculus will be scared of you forever.
(1) go to you school library
(2) borrow the biggest book on calculus you can find
(3) rip every page on of the book
(4) get a big bowl and fill it with water
(5) drop all the ripped pages of the calculus book into the bowl of water
(6) leave it to soften for 7 days
(7) drain the water and store in a bottle
(8) sip the water from the bottle 3 times daily
(9) add the paper paste from the bowl to your breakfast every morning
If you do this for a whole week, calculus will always be scared of you. Actually, not only calculus, but your friends and your parent will. When they find out that you were so dumb and stupid to do this in the first place.
PLEASE DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME….
