The patient dog eats the fattest bone sure because the flesh was eatten by other dogs.

Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.

Two good heads are better than one and two bad heads are worse than one.

He who laughs last must be very dumb. He did not get the joke on time.

The best answer to a fool is a dirty slap (that should wise him up)

Empty vessels make the loudest noise and filled vessels make the loudest thud.

What goes around must be round, spherical or circular.

You reap what you sow, when you harvest from your farm.

The journey of a thousand miles starts with one step, but make sure you use a car or hitchhike.

Make hay while the sun shines, so that the horses can see where you kept the hay

Never look a gift horse in the mouth; it might just spit at you.

A stitch in time saves nine……I don’t get it, was nine torn or broken

99 days is for the thief, 1 day the thief will rob you again.

Rome was not built in a day. Rome was built every day

Every thing that goes up must come down. Except one, world population

Tony is the black sheep of the family…Tony must be black and dumb

The downfall of a man is the end of his life; it’s just the beginning of his troubles

If people who help other people are called humanitarians

People who help animals should be called animalarians